Privacy Policy

I do not collect any user specific data from my visitors to my website. My web host does collect general visitor data from my server logs but I have no, nor do I employ any, specific user tracking.

Any information obtained through merchandise sales will only be used to complete the sale and will not be retained.

You may, "submit a request for all information I have on you" through my Bluesky account. By, "submit request", I mean you can message me on Bluesky. You don't have a Bluesky account? Submit a complaint to management.

Spoiler: If you request this information, it's very likely that all you will get back is the contact form you just submitted because we really just don't care enough to track you.

If you contact me, I only use the information you submit to communicate with you.

I only request information for the purpose of direct communication with my massive fan base.

The information you provide (which is none) is stored only within my own computer network and is safeguarded with all reasonable precautions.